// Because undefined behavior is so last year
We promise your variables will never be null*
*undefined is still on the table though
Checks for null in O(1) time, because we just don't
if (!null) return "fast";
Works 60% of the time, every time
Math.random() > 0.4 ? "works" : "works";
Warning: May cause existential dread in production
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Here's your reward: 🍕
Uncaught DeveloperException: Contact not found in /dev/null
at findDeveloper (reality.js:42)
at Universe.bigBang (inception.js:1)
🔧 Debug info:
Developer: Sergejs Skuratovs
Email: [email protected]
Telegram: @wkuratov
Cat's IG: @symbakot 🐈
"I can make like... anything! (Online Casino/Platform development)"
* Except this error go away. It's a feature.